This dude is all over the place and it's making any sense. Not to mention, he has 2 different styles of smiley faces. Not sure I can handle this guy.
Oh really? What about the minimal information I provide on my profile gives you the impression that you know my deepest, darkest, inner-most feelings?
I didn't exactly ask for your life story so I'm not sure why you have forced me to read it. I don't know what's more attractive: your accusation that I am trying to get a free meal, your positive and upbeat attitude, or your multiple references to needing someone "sexual." No sir, I don't think I can handle it.
On third thought, maybe you shouldn't have gone with a joke at all...
A proposal? Already? Okay.....
Have you done online dating? Any funny stories to share?