February 28, 2013

Tales From Online Dating: OKCreeper Part 2

Turns out, I'm not alone! I don't just attract strange men, but they just live on OKCupid! I asked a few of my friends to share their OKCreepers with the world and here are the gems we found. Yes these are real. Yes I'm hiding usernames to try to be nice. No, we didn't message these men back. To see OKCreeper: Part 1 click here.



Thanks?


This dude is all over the place and it's making any sense. Not to mention, he has 2 different styles of smiley faces. Not sure I can handle this guy.


Oh really? What about the minimal information I provide on my profile gives you the impression that you know my deepest, darkest, inner-most feelings?


I didn't exactly ask for your life story so I'm not sure why you have forced me to read it. I don't know what's more attractive: your accusation that I am trying to get a free meal, your positive and upbeat attitude, or your multiple references to needing someone "sexual." No sir, I don't think I can handle it.


On third thought, maybe you shouldn't have gone with a joke at all...


A proposal? Already? Okay.....



Have you done online dating? Any funny stories to share?

2 comments:

  1. I've been following Lovestruck's blog for a while now seeing as that's the website I've earmarked to be my first foray into the online dating scene. They publish collections of funny stories from their members every so often. I doubt they publish the MOST interesting ones, they're hardly likely to touch the really sexual stuff (which is where the best humour lies, right?)
    Regardless, if you're looking for funny stories for this blog you might want to pull them off their blog.

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  2. nice post sharing great information related to online Dating

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